Insanity Is Calling


During exam weeks, Slytherins charm the common room walls to say: Better Done Than Perfect. Slytherins have perfectionist tendencies and stress tends to create analysis paralysis.

The house head and prefects are not worried that the quote will lower the quality of work Slytherins turn in.

Slytherins care too much about the quality of their work to turn in something shitty. This quote helps Slytherins shake off paralysis and actually start and finish their work. 





Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace


Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.


tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an amateur




Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.


A very Harry Potter photoset the Sequelle

More photosets darlings!


do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
Loki: Yes, Father?
Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
Loki: ... Yes?
Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
Loki: ...
Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
Loki: Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
Loki: ... Does Thor know?
Odin: He will if you wish him to.
Loki: We aren't family, then.
Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
Loki: But I can't become king of Asgard.
Odin: ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
Loki: Ah. Well. ... Okay.
Odin: Okay?
Loki: Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
and thus the entire movie line was avoided.

The realist shit ever


The realist shit ever